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… I apologise, Lieutenant. I was… reviewing… the… standard operating procedures… for… the use of self-sealing stem bolts… and I appear to have misjudged the time.
I will be there as soon as Mr Kitty has finished his tea.
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Good going, anon. You made him cry.